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| To create clone: jump into box and |
| count to seven. |
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| To get rid of clone: put it into |
| box and count to seven. |
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| To create extra money: put credit |
| card into box and count to seven. |
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| This machine does not create ideas |
| for presents. |
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r = ASCII 114
e = ASCII 101
s = ASCII 115
e = ASCII 101
n = ASCII 110
t = ASCII 116
Capitalised:
P = ASCII 80
R = ASCII 82
E = ASCII 69
S = ASCII 83
E = ASCII 69
N = ASCII 78
T = ASCII 84
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